difference between Email and Gmail,
I thought I knew English until I heard my neighbour explaining the difference between Email and Gmail,
(1)Email - the mails which are sent using Electricity
(2)Gmail -the mails which are sent using a Generator😂😂😂😂😂
(1)Email - the mails which are sent using Electricity
(2)Gmail -the mails which are sent using a Generator😂😂😂😂😂
The Ice Cream
Have you ever noticed that there are few things in the world, short of actual material success, that can make you feel as powerful as eating an entire pint of ice cream in one sitting?
Isn't that the weirdest thing?
You eat half of it: you're a pig.
You eat it all: you're the victor!
Isn't that the weirdest thing?
You eat half of it: you're a pig.
You eat it all: you're the victor!
Nationality
TEACHER: Someone from mexico is a mexican, while someone from jericho is a ___?
STUDENT : JERRY CAN
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Tom fail his class
Musa came back from school singing and dancing.
His father was wondering why he was so happy and decided to ask him.
DAD: My son, I have never seen you in this mood in a long while. Any good news to share?
MUSA: Dad, next year you wouldn't be buying any textbook, or any study material.
DAD: That's my boy. Did you win a scholarship?
MUSA: No! I'm repeating the same class again.... 😄😄😄😄
His father was wondering why he was so happy and decided to ask him.
DAD: My son, I have never seen you in this mood in a long while. Any good news to share?
MUSA: Dad, next year you wouldn't be buying any textbook, or any study material.
DAD: That's my boy. Did you win a scholarship?
MUSA: No! I'm repeating the same class again.... 😄😄😄😄
Dennis Gaxiola: Black Makes You Look Thinner
They say black makes you look thinner. Ladies know that secret, right? I think it's true 'cause I always see fat white women with black boyfriends.
Marianne Sierk: Whats So Awesome About You
This girl I work with, she's like, 'You know what's so awesome about you, Marianne? You just don't care what you look like.' Thank you?
Gary Ewing: You Look Like Somebody
You ever notice when people tell you you look like somebody, it's always someone who you think is ugly?
Quinn Dahle: One You Love
Man, no one can piss you off like the one you love. You ever notice that? Oh, I love my girlfriend, but sometimes I want to grow old with her just to watch her die.
14 February
Girls be careful, you can be dumped before 14 February, He can be like: I gave you 2 eggs, to boil one and fry the other. You fried the one you were supposed to boil and boiled the one you were supposed to fry. You are not obedient,
It’s over!.
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Good night.
It’s over!.
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Good night.
Mummy do all Angels fly?
A 5yrs old girl asked her mother: ' Mummy do all angels fly? Her mother replied; "Yes.... they do and why do you ask?" The girl said when you went to the saloon yesterday to make your hair, Daddy called our housemaid "My angel" Mummy will she fly? Mummy replied.... "Yes dear! She will fly back to her village tomorrow and she will never return again" 😃😃😃 don't laugh alone send to a friend.
At ease and April fool
We were inspecting several lots of grenades. While everyone was concentrating on the task at hand, I held up a spare pin and asked, “Has anyone seen my grenade?â€
If You Need Something Done Wrong…
“Next time I send a damn fool, I go myself.â€
—Sgt. Louis Cukela, reportedly said at the Battle of Belleau Wood during World War I
—Sgt. Louis Cukela, reportedly said at the Battle of Belleau Wood during World War I
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I don’t want to brag, but I do speak pig Latin; I mean, I’m not fluent, but I’m sure if I ever went there, I could get by.